Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize