If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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