: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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