Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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