I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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