Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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