We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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