But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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