he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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