Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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