Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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