Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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