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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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