I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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