so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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