Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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