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i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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