No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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