so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
How's work?
Spinning.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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