I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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