I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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