some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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