Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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