this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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