My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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