Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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