I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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