Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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