Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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