Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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