There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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