She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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