Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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