You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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