People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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