Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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