It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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