do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i out mim tonsoeep
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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