butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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