found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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