seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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