i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Actions speak louder than pants.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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