Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Why can't burritos get me drunk
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just forgot I was standing up.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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