Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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