I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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