I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
