So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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