Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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