She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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