in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
