there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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