...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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