Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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