I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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